Greatness

Everytime I see that there is an election going on in a Kingdom outside of the Emerald Hills, I throw my hat into the ring. Its an old joke, but occasionally I get a couple of votes, and in a rare instance I even won one.

The Rising Winds is having their Prime Minister elections, and the only on running was a guy named Kravin Morhead (yeah I know, but he is one of the Luminari so what do you expect). So per usual I told them I was running. I even put out the following platform:

Vote Larin for PM of the Rising Winds.

I promise to do everything I can for the populace of the Rising Winds if elected PM. The key to a good Prime Minister is to do the job so well that no one ever sees that you were there or that they was every any problems that occured during your tenure. I can say I am already halfway to this goal.

First I plan on using the PMs alotment of funds to insure I can make it to each park in the Rising Winds during my time in office, by traveling to each of the Rising Winds holdings in the Bahamas, Aruba, and Mexico.

Secondly, I plan on continueing Brock and Vigus' hookers and donuts for all. Good Donuts... Krispy Kream Donuts. Good Hookers... disease free hookers. I even plan on having seperate hookers for the "Pretty in pink" boys so that they don't spread their funk to the rest of the Kingdom.

Finally, I will attempt to actually make it to a Rising Winds event.

Vote for me, because I won't screw up the job like that one guy did that one time, and for no other reason they it will annoy Kraven.

Larin Moonstar
(Insert minimium required Rising Winds title list here)

Two days later I got this message from Kravin:

excuse me if I am taking this a little too seriously.... but I do take running for and being Prime Minister very seriously, and I am slightly offended by your e-mail pollution clogging the already fragile minds of our great Kingdom. IF you are going to run for this office DO SO! and actually come up with a good platform. If not then I respectfully, and in the kindest way possible do ask you to Fuck off, and leave it up to people who care about this Kingdom.

Kravin.

I have since informed him I don't actually live in the Rising Winds, but it definatly made me laugh.